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Hmm, that doesn't seem
very professional.

2
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Something is definitely off.

3
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Ah, uh...

4
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I know my contact lens
is back here somewhere.

5
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How is this helping me
get to my Bride?

6
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It's a trade-off.
You help me help the Princess.

7
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I help you with The Bride.

8
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Well, it is taking a long time.

9
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This Professor MacPherson,

10
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she's the one who claims
Circe's visions of the Princess

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causing World War III are real.

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- So?
- So.

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Does she seem like she knows
what she's talking about?

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- I suppose not.
- The commandos are on their way

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to assassinate the Princess.
Now, we find out the truth

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of this professor,
we stop them,

17
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and you get to see your Bride.

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A hero.

19
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Oh, awesome!

20
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Should I kill the professor?

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- What? No.
- A few of the kids?

22
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No! Why are you killing anyone?

23
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You just said you wanted me
to be a hero.

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Not like that.

25
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Right now we should check out
the professor's house,

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while she's here at school.

27
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Okay.

28
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I'll take the underwear drawer.

29
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Guess what
I bring you, Mr. Victor.

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Lemon--

31
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I did
what I had to do.

32
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- Yes, hello.

33
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This is General Rick Flag.
I'm trying to get

34
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- ahold of Princess Ilana.

35
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No, I know you don't
speak English.

36
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Hold on. Wait!

37
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Son-of-a--

38
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Welcome back to Pokolistan,
my friends.

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Pleasure to
see you again, Alexi.

40
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Seems strange
for you

41
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to be back so soon, Booka?

42
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As you know, we're just here
to protect the Princess,

43
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being as we have
another credible threat.

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For 100 years in isolation,

45
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we have no problems
in Pokolistan.

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Then we open communications
with Americans,

47
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and within weeks,

48
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it's nothing but threat,
threat, threat.

49
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Well, I'm not here to comment

50
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on our government's
political choices.

51
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What is the threat, exactly?

52
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Who is threat?

53
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Unfortunately,
that's classified.

54
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If Princess's life
is in danger,

55
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don't you think we should know?

56
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It doesn't really matter
what I think, Alexi.

57
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Look, that woman
is walking a cat.

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Mmm-hmm.

59
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I didn't know that
was something that happens.

60
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Apparently it is.

61
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Could be a bad omen.

62
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Or maybe it's just a cat
on a leash.

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Something that odd?

64
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No, it's definitely
an augury of some type.

65
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I know these things.

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I once lived with a gypsy woman
steeped in the occult.

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Ivan?

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Ivan?

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What have you found, boy?

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Oh...

71
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my...

72
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What tomfoolery is this?

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Ivan.

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No, no.

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Good boy.

76
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You're badly burned, good sir.

77
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These ointments have
ancient healing properties.

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They are sacred to my family.

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Gypsy shit.

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Da. Gypsy shit.

81
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Ahh.

82
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Your mobility is improving,
I see.

83
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Why do you not look at me
when you speak?

84
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It is disrespectful.

85
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My eyes do not work, Eric.

86
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You are blind?

87
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Da.

88
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This world holds nothing
of worth besides beauty.

89
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If I were blind,

90
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- I would kill myself.
- Oh, my.

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The beauty of my Bride.

92
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That is what keeps me going.

93
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- Close your eyes.
- Why?

94
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Ha, have I not earned
your trust?

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Close your eyes.

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Are they closed?

97
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Yes.

98
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Now, imagine
you're Bride.

99
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- That is beauty.

100
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And it is not
with your eyes, is it?

101
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No.

102
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That is
most of my everyday.

103
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I see more beauty
than you can imagine.

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I'll take upstairs.

105
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Is that a leash?

106
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Frank! Come up here.

107
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It's her, the professor.
It's MacPherson.

108
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But we just saw her.

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Had to be a fake,
some sort of disguise artist,

110
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or someone working for Circe
to throw us all off track.

111
00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,024
All that mumbo-jumbo
with Waller yesterday,

112
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to get the Princess killed.

113
00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,530
Da?

114
00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,115
I need to speak
to Princess Rostovic right now.

115
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- Richard!
- Oh, thank God.

116
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Ilana, you need to
get out of there.

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I don't have any time,
but the commandos

118
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are on their way to kill you.
Get out!

119
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What?
I don't understand.

120
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Tell her about me.

121
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- I'll explain soon--
- Tell her about how we've been

122
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- hanging out and everything.
- Frank, shut up.

123
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Right now you need to

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- get someplace safe.
- How I'm a good person.

125
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Alexi is picking
them up now.

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- Hey, Ilana, just get out.
- Tell her to put in a good word

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for me with The Bride.

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Would you shut the f... up?

129
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Ilana, just get out of there.

130
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I'll call you back shortly.

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Go! Get out of there!

132
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What?

133
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You didn't tell her
anything about me?

134
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Like what?

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Oh, I don't know.
Maybe how we're best friends?

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How is she going to vouch
to The Bride

137
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about how much I've changed
and what a rad guy I am

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if you don't even tell her
we're buds!

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Shh! The Bride is trying
to kill her.

140
00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,459
She's not gonna listen
to what Ilana has to say.

141
00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,877
I'm beginning to suspect

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00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,545
this whole plan makes
absolutely no sense

143
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,631
- from my point of view.
- Ugh. Hide!

144
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,472
You think you're
hidden right now?

145
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,224
Oh, come, I don't give a shit.

146
00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:38,495
- Turkey.
- I can smell.

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You clean it.

148
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,915
No need to be so bossy.

149
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,919
I seem to have a way
with this shotgun.

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00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:49,214
If I see something to murder,
I barely have to think it,

151
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and it is done.

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My father would be happy
to see it put to use.

153
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Ivan helped.

154
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Oh! What did Ivan do?

155
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He was quiet.

156
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It was good.

157
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,186
- Bogdana?
- Yes?

158
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,772
Thank you for nursing me
back to health,

159
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,066
and allowing me
a place to recuperate.

160
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:12,946
This is not just a place
for you to recuperate, Eric.

161
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,740
It is your home.

162
00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,743
I, and especially Ivan,

163
00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,786
have been the happiest

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00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,956
we've ever been
in your company.

165
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,625
Even though you're a grouch.

166
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,961
I still have this shotgun,
woman, don't tempt me.

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00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,142
Da?

168
00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:46,063
No.

169
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:48,565
No.

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00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,525
Okay.

171
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,153
He says there is unfortunate
traffic on the way to castle,

172
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:56,073
so we should take
alternative route.

173
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,022
That's
a shapeshifter.

174
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,274
Calls himself Clayface.

175
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,484
He's dangerous.

176
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,027
We have to sneak out.

177
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:43,954
- What's up, Alexi?
- Hmm?

178
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,873
This isn't--
We're leaving the city.

179
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,208
The castle is that way.

180
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:52,796
Oh! It seems roundabout,
but it's good shortcut.

181
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,480
What the hell?

182
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,107
Engine was making funny noise.

183
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,817
Did you hear that?

184
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,068
Did you, huh?

185
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,570
No.

186
00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:17,988
I am afraid I am screwing up.

187
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,866
How do you say?
The... The suedinitel?

188
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,368
- How do you--
- I think how we say it is,

189
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,245
Keep moving, Alexi!

190
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,289
You want me to permanently
damage vehicle?

191
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:28,957
Yes!

192
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,919
Ugh!
Turn around! Turn around!

193
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,215
Flag.

194
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,888
Gotcha!

195
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,527
Damn it!

196
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,447
My men have fought
and died for the Princess.

197
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,616
We are not going to
let you kill her now.

198
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:05,953
Stand down, Bride.

199
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,246
You--

200
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,042
What a shame.

201
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,335
I liked that guy.

202
00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:00,632
Argh! Ugh.

203
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,002
Argh!

204
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:12,871
Please,
please don't.

205
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,771
Hold on, Flag.

206
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:38,772
Hold on!

207
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:42,192
Don't die!

208
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:46,196
Because I have so many
questions before you do.

209
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,490
Did The Bride ever mention me?

210
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,618
Is that a yes?

211
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:53,370
In your estimation,

212
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,373
did she say my name fondly?

213
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,626
Flag!

214
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,090
Tell The Bride
the truth.

215
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:06,842
You--

216
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:22,274
Please, Eric.
Reconsider this.

217
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:23,984
I have stayed
longer than intended.

218
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,986
- I have to find my Bride.

219
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,280
Our sole purpose
is to be together.

220
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,240
She tried to kill you.

221
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,409
She does not love you.

222
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:36,080
Ah, she was being
flirtatious and coy.

223
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,707
There are complex mating
rituals between humans

224
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:40,876
you don't understand, Bogdana.

225
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,712
No one loves a woman
who makes things too easy.

226
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,423
She does not love you.

227
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:49,051
Why can you not face this?

228
00:16:49,093 --> 00:16:50,302
Um...

229
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:51,512
No.

230
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:55,015
Why did you lock Ivan outside?

231
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,267
Because I'm uncertain
he would understand.

232
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,685
Understand what?

233
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,771
Please, Eric.

234
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,606
Don't leave.

235
00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:06,610
I don't want to be alone.

236
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,446
I would never let you be alone,

237
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:10,739
Bogdana.