1 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,767 - Hurry up! 2 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:24,149 Shall I open fire, General? 3 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,651 Step back, GI Robot, and keep mum. 4 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:27,861 The Bride and Nina are inside. 5 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,112 - They're not moving. 6 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,614 So, they've almost certainly been captured 7 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,282 by Circe and the Sons of Themyscira. 8 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,451 Once the enemy is in your sights, attack, 9 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,620 and don't stop until they're all dead or incapacitated... 10 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,170 You gettin' the hang of this, Tin Man? 11 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,379 Most certainly, sir. 12 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,840 Good. Me and Easy been through this 13 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,133 more than a few times. 14 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,636 Just follow our lead. 15 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,971 German forces shouldn't be too far up ahead. 16 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,389 We just need to take 'em by surpri-- 17 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:09,152 Sure Shot, you got eyes? 18 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,613 Just arrived at the crescent, sir. 19 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,739 Let me... 20 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,910 Sergeant, get out of there! Now! 21 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:17,786 Fall back! 22 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,118 - Sergeant, get down! 23 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,245 Hit the dirt! 24 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,581 Good God d-- 25 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,124 Damn, Tin Man, 26 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,960 I've never seen anything like that! 27 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,631 - What the hell? 28 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,012 It's a trap of some sort! 29 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:46,226 What? Point your head, woman. Where are they? 30 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:50,773 - Where are they? - They're gone! 31 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,399 Circe and the Sons of Themyscira? 32 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,525 - Yes! - They're gone? 33 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,818 That's what I said! 34 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:57,112 - Then why were you screaming? - I wanted you to get 35 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,031 the damn tape off my mouth! 36 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:00,157 Where is friend Nina? 37 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,159 They took her upstairs before they left. 38 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,580 What are you doing out here? 39 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,207 We thought we were recruiting monsters, 40 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:09,750 not damsels in distress! 41 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,005 Nina! 42 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,638 I'm in here, help! 43 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,978 Circe and the Sons. They attacked you, 44 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:31,397 and then, they just left you here alive? 45 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:32,648 Why would they do... 46 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:35,734 - Uh-oh. - Everyone! 47 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,152 Back to the castle now! 48 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,156 The United States is home 49 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,242 to the greatest minds in the world, 50 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:45,828 and that is an absolute certainty. 51 00:04:45,828 --> 00:04:47,454 Now, how do I know? 52 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,457 Well, let's just say the proof is in the pudding, 53 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:53,043 and the pudding, ladies and gentlemen, 54 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:56,839 is my next guest, GI Robot! 55 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,800 Why am I pudding? 56 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,843 Go, go! 57 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:10,478 This incredible mechanical soldier 58 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:14,607 is the product of the greatest scientists in the US Army. 59 00:05:14,607 --> 00:05:17,193 GI Robot is a killing machine 60 00:05:17,193 --> 00:05:21,030 who took down over 1,000 enemy troops in the war. 61 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:29,997 Do you see something interesting out there, GI? 62 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,540 Can I call you GI? 63 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,042 You just did call me GI. 64 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:35,628 - Yes, I did, didn't I? 65 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:38,589 Have you checked all these people's identification cards? 66 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:41,133 No, we haven't done that. 67 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,010 Why would we have done that, GI? 68 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,304 To see if are any known Nazis. 69 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:48,849 If so, they will be dispatched of, 70 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,643 in short order. 71 00:05:51,811 --> 00:05:55,064 Well, I don't think there are any Nazis here. 72 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:57,441 That's what a Nazi would say. 73 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,986 Uh, what? 74 00:06:04,282 --> 00:06:06,784 As you can see, the robot's personality 75 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:09,912 wasn't exactly built for these kinds of publicity tours. 76 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,289 - AI system. - What? 77 00:06:11,289 --> 00:06:13,666 It's a term I prefer over "robot." 78 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:16,002 I've always been fascinated by the old film 79 00:06:16,002 --> 00:06:18,546 of the subject in combat, but I never realized 80 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:22,508 he seems to have some type of vague self-awareness. 81 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:23,885 It's extraordinary. 82 00:06:23,885 --> 00:06:25,303 The first of his type, really. 83 00:06:25,303 --> 00:06:26,846 We're gonna retire it from the stage, 84 00:06:26,846 --> 00:06:30,558 but thought it could be of use to you and your studies. 85 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:31,601 Indeed. 86 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:38,941 GI Robot, at attention, sir! 87 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,610 Well, hello. 88 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:42,069 I'm Dr. William Magnus, 89 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,071 a scientist and engineer. 90 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,199 My specialty is artificial intelligence. 91 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:47,784 Are you a Nazi? 92 00:06:47,784 --> 00:06:50,453 No. I'm not a Nazi. 93 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:51,621 Oh. 94 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:54,165 Where is my body? 95 00:06:54,165 --> 00:06:56,959 I'm just, uh, studying you. 96 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,461 I'll piece you back together later, 97 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:02,215 perhaps with a few improvements if I'm feeling generous. 98 00:07:02,215 --> 00:07:06,344 You're truly remarkable work, especially for 1943. 99 00:07:06,344 --> 00:07:08,054 Are there Nazis nearby? 100 00:07:08,054 --> 00:07:10,598 You're awful preoccupied with Nazis. 101 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,850 I was created with the sole mandate 102 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,852 to kill Nazis and their allies. 103 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,437 But do you want to kill Nazis? 104 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:18,147 What I want is irrelevant. 105 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:20,483 My directive is all that matters. 106 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:23,861 But, if you, theoretically, had no directive, 107 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,364 what is it that you desire? 108 00:07:29,534 --> 00:07:33,663 Someday I'd like to be reunited 109 00:07:33,663 --> 00:07:35,164 and see my boys. 110 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,249 Your boys? 111 00:07:36,249 --> 00:07:39,043 The boys of Easy Company, sir. 112 00:07:39,961 --> 00:07:41,129 And kill Nazis with them. 113 00:07:41,129 --> 00:07:42,964 Have you seen them? 114 00:07:42,964 --> 00:07:45,967 I have not. The war was 20 years ago. 115 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:48,177 Sergeant Frank Rock, Bulldozer, 116 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,430 Little Sure Shot, Wildman, 117 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:53,308 Canary, Four-Eyes, Bogman? 118 00:07:53,308 --> 00:07:55,852 Ring any bells? 119 00:07:55,852 --> 00:07:58,313 Yeah, no. I don't know who any of those people are. 120 00:07:58,313 --> 00:08:01,649 But you, you are going to help me a great deal. 121 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:03,192 To murder Nazis? 122 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:06,362 No, but studying you will help me create 123 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:09,157 the next wave of automatons. 124 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:12,493 Hurry up, damn it! 125 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:40,313 Shish kebab! 126 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:47,487 So, how'd you get your mitts on it? 127 00:08:47,487 --> 00:08:51,032 Oh, it... It bounced around from lab to lab, 128 00:08:51,032 --> 00:08:52,951 from the '60s through the '90s. 129 00:08:52,951 --> 00:08:55,620 They studied it, and got what they could from it. 130 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:58,915 I guess Uncle Sam just forgot it existed after a while. 131 00:08:58,915 --> 00:09:00,625 So, for the last 10 years or so, 132 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:03,586 it's been in the hands of collectors like you. 133 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,589 It may not be that helpful in a battle no more, 134 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:10,009 but, damn, if it don't bring a certain je ne sais quoi 135 00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:13,304 to any military collection like yours, Sam. 136 00:09:19,769 --> 00:09:24,065 Angus, Socks, Clarabelle, Morty, Simon, Lizzy, 137 00:09:24,065 --> 00:09:26,109 meet our new friend. 138 00:09:26,109 --> 00:09:30,530 They call him GI Robot. 139 00:09:37,662 --> 00:09:39,664 GI Robot, at attention, sir! 140 00:09:39,664 --> 00:09:42,292 - And your name and rank, sir? 141 00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:45,045 I'm... I'm, uh, Sam. Sam Fitzgibbon. 142 00:09:45,045 --> 00:09:47,631 I'm just a guy. No rank. 143 00:09:47,631 --> 00:09:49,966 I wanted to join up, you know, I really did. 144 00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:51,426 But this damn leg. 145 00:09:54,012 --> 00:09:55,764 Pleased to meet you, friend. 146 00:09:59,476 --> 00:10:01,311 Oh! 147 00:10:01,311 --> 00:10:03,230 And, yeah... 148 00:10:03,813 --> 00:10:05,815 When does it stop? 149 00:10:09,528 --> 00:10:13,823 Here it is, GI, my pride and joy. 150 00:10:25,919 --> 00:10:27,087 Go forward! 151 00:10:33,218 --> 00:10:35,679 It's nice to have a family, ain't it? 152 00:10:46,022 --> 00:10:47,816 But I do not get cold, sir. 153 00:10:47,816 --> 00:10:49,526 Well, you never know, son. 154 00:10:49,526 --> 00:10:51,194 It's been hell trying to get that rust 155 00:10:51,194 --> 00:10:52,362 outta your joints, you know. 156 00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:53,864 Might as well take some precautions 157 00:10:53,864 --> 00:10:56,366 so your metal don't get messed up no more. 158 00:10:56,366 --> 00:10:59,536 I think it looks good on you. 159 00:11:02,289 --> 00:11:03,540 Where are we going, sir? 160 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:06,168 Ah, nowhere special. Just meeting up with some boys, 161 00:11:06,168 --> 00:11:08,253 who are all interested in a better country, 162 00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:10,881 - just like me and you. - Oh! 163 00:11:10,881 --> 00:11:12,132 You a good friend, boy. 164 00:11:12,132 --> 00:11:13,633 Cheers for the Tin Man? 165 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:16,803 Absolutely. Cheers for the Tin Man! 166 00:11:16,803 --> 00:11:18,096 Hell yeah! 167 00:11:32,653 --> 00:11:35,906 Well, what do we have here, Sam? 168 00:11:35,906 --> 00:11:39,534 It's like what I said, Billy. This is GI Robot. 169 00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:41,370 I thought he might be some help for the cause. 170 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:43,914 Well, glad to have you, GI. 171 00:11:43,914 --> 00:11:48,752 Glad to have a metal fist in the fight for what's right. 172 00:11:48,752 --> 00:11:50,128 Yes, sir. 173 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:57,636 Oh? 174 00:11:57,803 --> 00:11:59,763 - Hmm. 175 00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:01,807 Welcome, all, to this meeting 176 00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:04,268 of the Hub City National Socialists Club. 177 00:12:05,269 --> 00:12:07,729 Oh, boy. Nazis. 178 00:12:07,729 --> 00:12:09,565 Mmm, what'd you say there, GI? 179 00:12:16,113 --> 00:12:18,365 Are these Nazis, General? 180 00:12:19,616 --> 00:12:20,868 Yeah, GI. 181 00:12:20,868 --> 00:12:22,411 These are Nazis. 182 00:12:22,411 --> 00:12:26,373 - Oh. 183 00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:29,918 Get ready to die, Nazis! 184 00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:32,129 GI? No! 185 00:13:05,704 --> 00:13:07,039 Hit the dirt! 186 00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:41,949 - No, no, please! 187 00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:54,962 It's my pleasure to present 188 00:13:54,962 --> 00:13:59,008 the incredible automated man, GI Robot! 189 00:14:00,217 --> 00:14:02,428 This man, and he does meet the state's 190 00:14:02,428 --> 00:14:04,054 current definition of "man", 191 00:14:04,054 --> 00:14:07,516 willfully murdered 32 human beings 192 00:14:07,516 --> 00:14:09,268 in cold blood. 193 00:14:09,268 --> 00:14:11,103 On the count of second-degree murder, 194 00:14:11,103 --> 00:14:13,189 - we find the defendant guilty. 195 00:14:38,839 --> 00:14:40,257 GI! 196 00:14:53,688 --> 00:14:55,898 - Argh! 197 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:01,779 You wanted monsters. 198 00:15:01,779 --> 00:15:04,156 You got monsters. 199 00:15:13,624 --> 00:15:15,459 Friend Nina. 200 00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:17,295 We fought Nazis together... 201 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:18,671 ...you and I. 202 00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:20,715 - Yes. - It... 203 00:15:20,715 --> 00:15:23,801 Oh, what a beautiful day. 204 00:15:25,261 --> 00:15:29,307 Cheers for the Tin... 205 00:15:36,939 --> 00:15:39,358 You've doomed the world!