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It's been a while, sir.

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Yes, it's payday at last.

3
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RICE BALLS ARE ON SALE

4
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Japanese snacks are of superb quality.

5
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They are totally worth the effort
of disguising myself.

6
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Stop it.

7
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So, you're a teacher.

8
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We're dumb, please tutor us.

9
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Let's have a crash course
on picking up woman with cars.

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Firstly, the car must be
beautifully decorated.

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-The car's wrapped in ribbons!
-That's all for today's lesson.

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Are you all right?

13
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Thank you.

14
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You're so nice.

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I would never forget today.

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By the way,

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do you know how to get
to Kunugigaoka Junior High?

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EPISODE 4

19
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 Allow me to introduce

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your new English teacher.

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I'm Irina Jelavic. Nice to meet you all!

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What a beauty!

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What magnificent breasts!

24
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By the way,

25
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Our school hopes that
you'll be exposed to foreign languages.

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Are you okay with her taking over
half of your English classes?

27
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Well, I have no comment.

28
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She seems like a great teacher.

29
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Also, she really likes Mr. Koro.

30
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That's right.

31
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But, this might serve
as a clue for his assassination.

32
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As an octopus-like creature,

33
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Mr. Koro must be bewildered
when a female human is obsessed with him.

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His face changes into so many colors.

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What would his look when he's bewildered?

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He's obviously smitten.

37
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That expression isn't unique at all.

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He's actually interested in female humans.

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MR. KORO'S WEAKNESS, NUMBER 5, BREASTS

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The more I look at you,
the more charming you look.

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Your two beady eyes are just like pills.

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-You've captured my heart!
-How embarrassing!

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Mr. Koro, don't fall for it!

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No woman will find
those things attractive.

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We're not that naive.

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There's a high chance that
a teacher joining this class

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at this time

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isn't a normal teacher.

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-Pass it!
-Here!

50
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-Kill!
-Here!

51
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Irina Jelavic.

52
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She's an assassin.

53
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She's an assassin specialized
in infiltration and seduction.

54
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However, the school
can't just hire an assassin.

55
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So, please proceed
with your work as a teacher.

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I'm a professional.

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I'll complete my task before that.

58
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Hey! Pass!

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Hey! Kill!

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-Hey! Pass!
-Hey! Kill!

61
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-Hey!
-Mr. Koro!

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I heard from Mr. Karasuma
that you're very fast.

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What? Actually, I'm not that fast.

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Excuse me, Ms. Irina?

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The class is starting.

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-Shall we go back to class?
-Class?

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Just study on your own.

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Also, don't call me by my first name.

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Aren't you an assassin?

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The entire class
couldn't even take down that creature.

71
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Do you think you can kill him by yourself?

72
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Let me tell you something, you brat.

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Adults have their way of doing things.

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You're Nagisa Shiota, aren't you?

75
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A professional assassin requires skills
and connections to live up to the name.

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If you get in the way of my assassination,

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I will kill you.

78
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She has strong companions supporting her.

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The way she delivered the threat...

80
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We acknowledged
that she's a professional assassin.

81
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I believe the whole class
knew something else too.

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This particular teacher

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is despicable.

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but I'm fully prepared.

85
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The boy shared his information with me.

86
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I'm afraid you'll have to destroy
all of his tentacles at once.

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He can easily escape
before the finishing blow.

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Other than that,

89
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if you want to sneak up on him,
you shouldn't smoke.

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Mr. Koro doesn't have a nose,
but he has a keen sense of smell.

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This kind of small matter
won't affect my plan.

92
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I'm Irina Jelavic after all.

93
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A professional assassin who never fails
to kill regardless of the circumstances.

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Ms. Bitch, please teach us.

95
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-That's right, Ms. Bitch.
-Aren't you a teacher, Ms. Bitch?

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Stop calling me Ms. Bitch!

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Let me teach you how to pronounce "V."

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Firstly, lightly bite your lower lip.

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Do it now!

100
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That's right.

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Stay like that for an hour
and give me some peace.

102
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What kind of class is this?

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OLD CAMPUS

104
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You brought in a three-man team.

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They are so in love with me
that they are willing to help me for free.

106
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Everything's set up.

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I'll make my move tonight.

108
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This is the Indian chai tea you requested.

109
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Thank you, Mr. Koro.

110
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I'm about to have my afternoon tea.

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Mr. Koro, I have something to tell you.

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Could you come to the equipment shed
during the fifth period?

113
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Do you have something to tell me?
Absolutely, I'll be there!

114
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Fifth period, right? My goodness.

115
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This is chai tea.

116
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Seriously?

117
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The two of them are heading
towards the equipment shed.

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-Man, that's disappointing.
-To reach India, it takes...

119
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I can't believe he's charmed by someone
who clearly has ulterior motives.

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Mr. Karasuma.

121
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All of us can't seem to like her.

122
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Sorry about that.

123
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The government employed her.

124
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But she finished preparing within a day.

125
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She's a first-rate assassin indeed.

126
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Ms. Jelavic,
what did you want to talk about?

127
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The key to assassination by infiltration
is to be flexible towards the target.

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Real guns and ammo.

129
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An M61 autocannon,

130
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an M134 minigun

131
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and an M249 machine gun.

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All of them are shooting at once
with formidable firepower and speed.

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They simply melt inside my body.

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Take a good look at my face.

135
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You have four eyes!

136
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No, two of them are my nostrils.

137
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Nobody could possibly tell!

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There wasn't any metallic smell

139
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and adult men's odor yesterday.

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They were so out of place
that I had to open my nostrils.

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He doesn't have a nose,
but he has a keen sense of smell.

142
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I could easily uncover the assassins
by pretending to fall into your trap.

143
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In other words,

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your method of assassination
is too predictable.

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My students' attempts
are far more flexible and intimidating.

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Also, did you know?

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to groom the assassin.

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Stop it!

149
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What's wrong?

150
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After the gunshots,
I heard a scream and slithery sounds.

151
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-The slithery sound is extremely loud.
-Let's take a look.

152
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-Mr. Koro.
-Where are the big breasts?

153
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I wish I could play longer.

154
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But, it's more fun to teach.

155
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What happened inside?

156
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Ms. Bitch is wearing a retro PE outfit.

157
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I can't believe
he did all that in just a minute.

158
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and gave me a lymphatic facial massage
with essential oils.

159
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Well, adults have their way
of taking care of things.

160
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That's the face of an evil adult!

161
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Come, let's get back to class.

162
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Okay!

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I won't forgive you.

164
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This is the first time I suffered
such an unsightly defeat.

165
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As a professional assassin,
I'll repay him for this disgrace!

166
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That octopus!

167
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Don't think that I don't have
any more tricks up my sleeves!

168
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I'll need new supplies.

169
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Why can't I connect to the Wi-Fi?
What a shitty school!

170
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Ms. Bitch, you're trying so hard.

171
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Suffering such defeat
must've hurt your pride.

172
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Ms. Jelavic!

173
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What's wrong?

174
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If you're not willing to teach us,
could we have Mr. Koro?

175
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We're taking the entrance exam this year.

176
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Do you want to be taught
by that vicious creature?

177
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By the way, I heard Class E

178
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are the failures of this school.

179
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It's pointless for you all
to study, isn't it?

180
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So, shut your mouth and listen to me.

181
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Try if you dare!

182
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That's right! We don't need big breasts!

183
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Is that the main point?

184
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STAFF ROOM

185
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What's wrong with all those brats?

186
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How can they not be grateful

187
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for being in the same room
with a great woman like me?

188
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There isn't much to be grateful about.
That's why there's a class riot.

189
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Apologize sincerely to them

190
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if you wish to continue your mission.

191
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Why should I?

192
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I was never a teacher.

193
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Let me concentrate fully
on my assassination task!

194
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You're hopeless.

195
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Come with me.

196
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Erromango, one of the islands of
New Hebrides in the Republic of Vanuatu.

197
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-This island has another name.
-What's the guy doing?

198
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-What's the name?
-He's writing test questions.

199
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-The answer is Nelocompne.
-He does it every Wednesday,

200
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during the sixth period.

201
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It looks like he's taking his sweet time.

202
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With Mach 20,
wouldn't he finish it in a jiffy?

203
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It's because every student
has different questions.

204
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He takes into account
each student's weak and strong subjects.

205
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Then, he writes out different questions
for each of them.

206
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Ryunosuke is quite good
with spatial figures.

207
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I'll give him a trick question
with a higher difficulty.

208
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He's a dangerous creature
with superhuman intelligence

209
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who wants to destroy the Earth.

210
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When it comes to being a teacher,

211
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he's perfect at it.

212
00:12:06,141 --> 00:12:07,684
They are just playing around.

213
00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:12,022
It's a training to strike
a moving target with precision.

214
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It's called assassination badminton
and I taught them that.

215
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-What?
-Three points.

216
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The target is a teacher.

217
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The assassins are students.

218
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This unusual classroom exists
because of that creature.

219
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Everyone has two roles to play.

220
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You claimed to be a professional assassin.

221
00:12:31,124 --> 00:12:34,086
If you can't even be both an assassin
and a teacher at the same time,

222
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then you must be
the most incompetent professional here.

223
00:12:39,966 --> 00:12:42,677
If you want to stay here
and kill that guy,

224
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stop discriminating the students.

225
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No, seriously.

226
00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:10,413
You want to know what they are thinking.

227
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,250
So, you tried your best
to learn their language.

228
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When it's necessary,

229
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I'll use this method
to learn a new language.

230
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:24,386
I can only teach you
some practical conversational skills.

231
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If you still can't think of me
as a teacher,

232
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I'll give up my mission and leave.

233
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:35,480
You're okay with that, right?

234
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:40,068
Also, I'm sorry about everything else.

235
00:13:46,074 --> 00:13:47,868
What are you afraid of?

236
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,162
You were threatening to kill us just now.

237
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She's totally like a teacher now.

238
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,084
We can't call you Ms. Bitch anymore.

239
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Everyone...

240
00:13:58,503 --> 00:14:00,088
You understand!

241
00:14:00,505 --> 00:14:04,259
Actually, it's quite rude
to call a teacher that.

242
00:14:05,176 --> 00:14:06,928
We need another name.

243
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,471
How about Ms. Bitch?

244
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:15,020
Well, is it possible to let go
of the word "bitch"?

245
00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:18,481
Why don't you call me by my first name?

246
00:14:18,565 --> 00:14:21,776
But, we're so used to calling you that.

247
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,781
Compared to Ms. Jelavic,
Ms. Bitch suits you better.

248
00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:29,910
We are in your care, Ms. Bitch.

249
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,412
Let's begin class, Ms. Bitch.

250
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,291
I hate you all so much!

251
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,502
She's fitting in with the others.

252
00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:42,255
Looks like it.

253
00:14:42,839 --> 00:14:46,051
Don't underestimate me, you brats!

254
00:14:47,594 --> 00:14:50,430
Thank you, Mr. Karasuma.

255
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:55,435
It's better for the students
to converse with an actual foreigner.

256
00:14:55,977 --> 00:15:01,399
Who's more fitting compared to
a globe-trotting assassin?

257
00:15:01,941 --> 00:15:04,944
He saw right through it.

258
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:07,697
Okay, after all the mental work...

259
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:11,576
He refuses to reveal the reason
he chose to teach Class E.

260
00:15:12,452 --> 00:15:16,539
But, the more we make it
the perfect place for an assassination,

261
00:15:17,248 --> 00:15:21,086
the more he makes it
the perfect place to study.

262
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:22,212
I'm not cute!

263
00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:24,673
He had us wrapped around his tentacles.

264
00:15:25,173 --> 00:15:27,425
We're at his mercy.

265
00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:29,719
I'll see which one's tastier tonight.
